Happy Holidays everyone!
I know a surprising number of people look forward to this, so enjoy reading about what I suffered through this year!
10: Crimes of the Future - Cronenberg has always had some out there stuff, but here he wasn't as clever as he thought.
9: Studio 666 - Why I would expect any more puzzles me, but this is one of the most juvenile films I've watched in quite some time.
8: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent - More like the incredible stroking of massive ego.
7: Halloween Ends - If you're going to rip off a Friday the 13th film, Jason Goes to Hell is NOT the one to pick.
6: X - Is it a horror film? Porn? The world may never care..
5: Moonfall - If there's any justice, this one kills Emmerich's career.
4: Don't Worry Darling - Girls...you may love how cute he is, but PLEASE stop trying to give Harry Styles an acting career.
3: Jurassic World: Dominion - Why does every modern "reboot trilogy" start off great and end like a 6 month old's diaper??
2: Infinite Storm - More like infinite bore.
AND THE WORST FILM OF 2022................
1. Bodies, Bodies, Bodies - Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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