Monday, December 25, 2023

The best films of 2023

 After a few rocky years post covid, we were richly rewarded this year.

10 best films of 2023

 

10 – No Hard Feelings:  An amazing Jennifer Lawrence lets it all hang out in a spectacular return for the raunchy comedy genre.

 

9 – Suitable Flesh:  A strange but fulfilling tale of horror.

 

8 – Air:  You wouldn’t think a movie about signing a guy to sell shoes would be entertaining, but somehow it manages to grab you.

 

7 – Renfield:  A wildly over the top Nick Cage makes the cherry on top of a fun new angle on boring ol’ Dracula.

 

6 – Golda:  A surprisingly good retelling of the days of former Israeli PM Golda Meir during the 1973 Yom Kippur War.

 

5 – Bottoms:  Two devastatingly unpopular young lesbians start an all girl high school fight club to ensure “female empowerment”, when in truth just trying to score with their cheerleader crushes.  Hilarity ensues.

 

4 – Barbie:  A tale of what it is, and what it means, to be a woman in our society.  Brilliantly subversive, bright, colorful, fun and touching.  More than anyone would have expected.

 

3 – Godzilla: Minus One:  A failed and shamed kamikaze pilot returns home after WWII and an incident that shook him far more than the war did.  Once that incident shows itself in its giant, mutated form, he gets a second chance at honor.  Utterly brilliant.

 

The next two were really tough, but after some thought, here we go.

 

2 – Oppenheimer:  A brisk, deep, full bore look into the life of the man who brought us the nuclear age.  Rarely has 3 hours moved so fast and been so magnificent, so breathtaking, so eyecatching. 

 

1 – The Holdovers:  A jaded teacher, a grieving mother and cook and the only student who couldn’t get back home for Christmas break from an exclusive private high school grow into the family all so desperately needed over those two weeks.  An enriching, beautiful tale of hope, love and how family doesn’t have to be blood.  A longlasting, emotional best film of 2023. 


Sunday, December 24, 2023

2023's Worst

 Welcome back to another edition of:

10 Worst Films of 2023

 

10:  Reality -  A movie about the woman who leaked classified intelligence about the 2016 elections starring current IT girl Sydney Sweeney?  Sign me up……………till I watched it.

 

9:  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny - The movie moves at the same speed Harrison does these days.

 

8:  Infinity Pool – An awesome concept turned into a self indulgent mess by heavy handed direction.

 

7:  Ant Man and the Wasp: Quantumania – Speaking of poor direction……..

 

6:  Supercell -  Another “yahoo” bunch of storm chasers with almost supernatural links to what the storm will do equals another wasted 90 minutes.

 

5:  Slotherhouse -  Another cute idea, inept direction and acting again brings this sorority house killer sloth movie to its barely off the ground knees.

 

4:  There’s Something in the Barn -  Yes, it’s a Norwegian barn elf who gets pissed and murders.  There, now you’ve seen it too.  You’re welcome.

 

3:  Monsternado:  This time, prehistoric creatures are drug up from the sea, this time no one cares.

 

2:  Strays:  There’s well done crass, off color humor, and then there’s Strays.

 

And number 1 – Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey – A movie that had sooooo much possibility, but instead of playing it any of the ways that would have been successful, they instead go the heavy handed, mean spirited way.  What an absolute piece of junk, but got enough curiosity to merit a sequel.  Ugh.