Friday, March 25, 2011

Movie Review: "Sucker Punch"

Sucker Punch: 2011. Starring Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung. Rated PG-13. Running time 120 minutes. Directed by Zack Snyder.

If Inception had been written by a hormonal 12 year old boy that just discovered his penis, it would exactly be Sucker Punch. This masturbatory fantasy by hack director Snyder is loaded with spectacular visuals, but what little story there is is taken in bits and pieces from far better films.

Plotline is this: A young woman (Browning) loses her mother to an illness, and in her grief (and a fit of violence from her stepfather who learns he was left out of the will) accidentally murders her sister. In response she's shipped off to an asylum where the sleazy orderly (a greasy Oscar Issac) blackmails her father to pay for her expected lobotomy. The story then twists and turns from there, introducing us to a dreamed brothel type setting where the orderly runs the show and the head doctor (Carla Gugino) teaches the girls to sexy dance and prostitute themselves. Browning's Babydoll and her friends Sweet Pea (Cornish), Blondie (Hudgens), Rocket (Malone) and Amber (Chung) take off to find freedom with the help of a wise man (Scott Glenn).

Loads of action sequences that will remind you of other films follow, with tons of glowing feminine flesh to highlight them. Great if you've just started puberty, but since director Snyder has based his career on cannibalizing the work of others, once confronted with an original idea he hasn't a clue what to do with it.

Acting was decent, Browning continues to mature while being nothing more than simply eye candy, but the same can be said for all the actresses in this stinker. If they're not flashing thigh and butt cheek, they're being slapped around and terrorized.

And in an M. Night Shamalama-ding-dong type twist, whos dream are we really seeing?

Sucker Punch is an interesting concept handled as poorly as it could have been. Too bad.

D

Friday, March 11, 2011

Movie Review: "Battle: Los Angeles"

Battle: Los Angeles. 2011. Starring Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez, Bridget Moynahan and Ne-Yo. Rated PG-13. Running time 116 minutes. Directed by Jonathan Liebesman.

After directing mainly poor films, Liebesman comes out with all guns blazing in the spectacular Battle: Los Angeles, with a firm and believable cast and smart story, B:LA really should have stayed the only aliens attack the west coast film of the last 8 months.

Plotline is this: A Marine Staff Sergeant (Eckhart), still stinging from the loss of several men on a mission in Afghanistan, signs his retirement papers and is leading his final training class when a cluster of meteors suddenly appears, all hands are then called in and the soldiers are sent in to protect LA from an onslaught of unimaginable proportions. SSgt Nantz and his platoon are sent into the unknown to rescue a group of civilians trapped in a police station and end up being the absolute final line of defense for the devastated city. With the help of an Air Force Tech Sgt (Rodriguez), can they find a way to fight back?

Clearly Liebesman did his homework here, the actors are believable (even if a highly billed but little used Bridget Moynahan is to be cited as an example) and it feels like a real platoon. Excellent job and attention to detail. The cinematography is striking and the special effects are first rate. Just a top notch job all around.

If you're needing a fun way to kill two hours, and want something that won't insult your intelligence, Battle: Los Angeles is a great way to do it.

B+

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Movie Picks for 2011

Battle:Los Angeles: MAR. 11

Paul: MAR. 18 (reviewed previously)

Sucker Punch: MAR. 25

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules: MAR. 25

Apollo 18: APR. 22

Bridesmaids: MAY 13

Priest: MAY 13

X-Men: First Class: JUN. 3

Super 8: JUN. 10

Green Lantern: JUN. 17

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2: JUL. 15

Cowboys & Aliens: JUL. 29

The Darkest Hour: AUG. 5