Saturday, August 25, 2012

Mini Review: "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"

A film so bad it may actually be the worst film ever made.  However, unlike many bad films ("The Room" comes to mind), this one has no redeeming qualities whatsoever to make it viewable.

F

Thursday, August 16, 2012

3 Mini Reviews!

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Disappointing, slow, poorly acted...this summers Cowboys and Aliens  F

The Five-Year Engagement - Such a fun movie, Jason Segal must be a joy to work with as his chemistry with his co-stars is always top notch.  A-

Starship Troopers: Invasion - This CGI shitheap should have never seen the light of day.  F

Friday, August 10, 2012

2 mini reviews!

V/H/S is an outstanding low budget horror film, made all the better by stellar special effects and smart, original stories.  Well worth an "on demand" or redbox rental.  A

The Assault is based on the true story of an Air France hijacking in 1994.  Slow, dull storytelling and a dull effort at humanizing one of the GIGN soldiers who freed the hostages.  D