Saturday, November 26, 2011

Mini Review: "Martha Marcy May Marlene"

While I agree that this film will make Elizabeth Olsen the star she should be, this film ended up being a droll exercise in pretension.

I was highly disappointed.

C-

Mini Review: "ThanksKilling"

A movie about a killer turkey, brought back from the dead by an American Indian witch doctor, that hunts down white people to avenge Indians.

No, really..I swear to God thats the plot......so bad that it cant help but be a must watch.

D

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Mini Review: "The Specials"

After trying to hunt this film down over the past four years, finally finding a copy and watching it was a bit like the film itself........fun, but not quite there

B-

Monday, November 14, 2011

Mini Review: "Shark Night 3D"

A group of college students go to a mansion on an island in the middle of a conveniently salt bayou in Louisiana, where a couple local yokels have brought in a bunch of sharks to eat people to sell shark attack footage.

No, really...thats the plot.

F

Friday, November 11, 2011

Up to date movie picks for 2011

Battle:Los Angeles: B+

Paul: B-

Sucker Punch: D

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules: C

Bridesmaids: A+

Priest: C

X-Men: First Class: A

Super 8: B+

Green Lantern: F

Bad Teacher: C

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. 2: A+

Cowboys & Aliens: F

Apollo 18: F

Contagion: B+

Archie's Final Project: SEPT. 23 (Came nowhere near Tulsa)

Paranormal Activity 3: A

Martha Marcy May Marlene: OCT 21 (Also didn't hit our theaters)

Red State: A

A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas in 3D: (Hoping to see this weekend)

The Muppets: NOV. 23

The Darkest Hour: DEC 23 (moved from 8-5)

Piranha 3DD: JAN. 8, 2012 (moved from 11-23)

Mini Review: "Transformers: Dark of the Moon"

Nice to see Michael Bay stays consistent. "Transformers" sucked, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" sucked harder and this one is the worst of the bunch. Avoid if your grey matter means anything to you.

F

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Mini Review: "Atlas Shrugged Pt. 1"

While the message in this film (and the classic book its based on) are near and dear to my heart, this sucker is just plain boring.

D-

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Mini Review: "Paranormal Activity 3"

Surprisingly, the makers of this series have managed to keep the films creative and scary without changing methods too much, and this one is the scariest of the bunch.

A