Saturday, March 29, 2014

MORE mini reviews!

Lucky Bastard:  A porn website gives fans the chance to sleep with a porn star, usually with less than ....exciting...results for the fan.  What happens when the humiliated strike back?  Well, in this case enough happens to make a compelling trailer but a really crappy movie.  F

In Fear:  Another great idea, as a new couple runs afoul of some locals while looking for a remote hotel, but with far far too much setup, the great last 40 minutes is somewhat blunted.  C

Coming soon:  Grudge Match, Nymphomaniac I & II, Blue is The Warmest Color, Veronica Mars, Cheap Thrills, and Captain America: The Winter Soldier.


Thursday, March 27, 2014

Post flu movie reviews!

Ok, so I ended up w/the stomach flu...here's a couple reviews though!

Better Living Through Chemistry:  Stuffy, geeky pharmacist starts up an affair with a married woman whos in a loveless marriage.  Together, they decide to kill him and run away. I expect more from Sam Rockwell and Olivia Wilde.  D

Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses:  Not even as good as the first.  F

Friday, March 14, 2014

Oops!

Life kinda stepped in for a bit dear readers, I know we still owe you Oscars winners, and updates on the top picks for the year.  Hasn't been much worth seeing recently, but April and May are going to be big months filmwise.  Expect a few reviews over the next couple weeks...films such as Blue is The Warmest Color, In Fear, Lucky Bastard and Veronica Mars.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Razzies "Winners"!!

Our choices in bold.

Worst Picture 2013:
Movie 43

Worst Actor 2013:
Jaden Smith - After Earth

Worst Actress 2013:
Tyler Perry (in drag) - A Madea Christmas

Worst Supporting Actor 2013:
Will Smith - After Earth

Worst Supporting Actress 2013:
Kim Kardashian - Tyler Perry's Tempation

Worst Screen Ensemble 2013:
Jaden Smith & Will Smith - After Earth

Worst Director 2013:
The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43 - Movie 43

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel 2013:
The Lone Ranger

Worst Screenplay 2013:

Movie 43 - Written by 19 "Screenwriters"