10 worst of 2019!

2019’s 10 worst films!

This year, to my surprise, I haven’t seen 10 movies that I loathed.  I saw 9.  This was a pretty good movie year overall…at least the films I watched.  So we’re going to have an honorable mention, one that I didn’t see but its pretty much universal hate.  Here goes!

10.  HONORABLE MENTION:  Cats – Haven’t seen it, but with reviews so outlandish I had to actually go to each listed publication and verify those were the words actually written, I think it’s safe to be on here.

9.  Ad Astra:  A pompous, over stuffed story does have some really beautiful visuals going for it.

8.  Brightburn:  A masterful concept, what would happen if a super-being was sent for evil rather than a hero, handled so poorly by an inept, brain dead director that it boggles the mind.

7.  Rocketman:  Boy, you really gotta be a fan of Elton John to get through this flight of fancy.  Waste of two hours.

6. Poms:  Diane Keaton must really need the check.

5.  Alita: Battle Angel:  Stupid, stupid, stupid stupid.  Dull, dull, dull, dull dull.

4.  Godzilla: King of the Monsters:  Well, at least we had monsters this time around.  Too bad they were surrounded by the plot equivalent of a loaded fart.  Awful movie.

3.  Men in Black International:  The film that killed the franchise.

2.  Once Upon a Time in Hollywood:  Tarantino’s latest is a half assed mashup of 3 films that he couldn’t bother to come up with a full storyline for.  This once great director is over and done with.

1.  The Haunting of Sharon Tate:  Yes, this film wants us to explore the what if?  Did Sharon have visions of her murder at the hands of the Manson family?  Stupid beyond belief.