Tuesday, December 25, 2018

10 Worst of 2018

Here are the 10 worst movies that I saw in 2018.  And away we go.............

10.  "I Kill Giants":  From an acclaimed graphic novel comes this steaming pile of crap.

9.  "The Strangers: Prey at Night".  Came too far behind the original and wasn't an eighth as clever or scary.

8.  "Venom":  Now fanboys can argue over who was worse, Topher Grace or Tom Hardy.

7.   "1517 to Paris":  True story of American servicemen who stopped a terror attack on a French train while on vacation, and starring them?  Fun idea but clearly Clint's eyes are already out if he thought those screen tests were acceptable.

6.  "A Simple Favor":  No real friend would ask you to sit through this.

5.  "Pacific Rim: Uprising":  One would think giant robots fighting monsters would at least be fun, mind numbing entertainment, but this film will prove you wrong!

4.  "Red Sparrow":  The only thing that could make a naked Jennifer Lawrence unbearable is having to see it in this film.

3.  "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom":  You know its bad when Jeff Goldblum is the highlight of the film.

2.  "Assassination Nation":  A small town wants to kill a clique of high school girls after a hacker unleashes the towns secrets.  We'd have been better off just nuking the town, the actors and the filmmakers.

1.  "  Best F(r)iends: Vol. 1"  After the "so bad its good" of "The Room", I had similar hopes for the filmmakers second outing together.  Nope, this one was so bad it wasnt even watchable.

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