As always, this list is limited to what I've seen this year.
10. Better Watch Out - An Xmas set home invasion thriller with a twist, this lump of coal was only good for a smart turn by lead actress Olivia DeJonge.
9. Justice League - Once again, the lead actress saves a shitty film, as Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman is the only reason to watch this huge, steaming pile of dog squeeze.
8. The Emoji Movie - An even bigger steaming pile of Patrick Stewart('s character) than could have ever been imagined.
7. The Dark Tower - No shock here, too much source material to script it like they did.
6. Baywatch - Utterly talentless and clueless cast fails to improve on Z rate TV show.
5. The Snowman - Looked great, but a lead character named Harry Hole (ok, ho-lay) should have been my first tipoff.
4. 47 Meters Down - Should have been buried deeper.
3. T2: Trainspotting - Taking NO cues from the classic original, this was less necessary than Fuller House.
2. The Book of Henry - A film that dreams of being as clever as everyone making it thought it was.
1. Alien Covenant - Apparently the once great Ridley Scott thinks that incestuous robots are a great lead in to the legendary original film. Spoiler alert Rid, they're not.
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