Saturday, December 24, 2016

2016's 10 Worst Films!

10 WORST FILMS OF 2016

10.  Rogue One – Not really a bad film per say, but disappointing that a film made 39 years after the film it ties into would have so many continuity errors with its tie in.

9.  Siren – One of the best shorts from the original VHS becomes an overly long feature.  Good idea, shit execution.

8.  Mascots – This made for Netflix tale demonstrated once and for all that the mockumentary is dead.

7.  Yoga Hozers – Kevin Smith continues the freefall that began with his discovery of pot during Zach and Miri make a Porno.  His films are now as bad as his detractors’ say they’ve been. 

6.  Inferno – Yup, that’s what this film should be thrown into.

5.  Pride and Prejudice and Zombies – Another great geek fic turned horrible film.

4.  Suicide Squad – Another in the series of piss poor DC adaptations. 

3.  Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates – No, Mike and Dave need a lobotomy.

2.  Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice – Seriously, it sucks.  Stupid, bad writing….just shit. 


1. Ghostbusters – Every bit as bad as you’ve heard.  Has nothing to do with the female cast, it has everything to do with horrible writing, and every character being the same basic thing.   A piss poor effort from everyone involved, who clearly thought they could just show up and make a worthy film.  

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