Wednesday, December 24, 2014

The 10 Worst Films of 2014!

As always, this list spans only the 122 films I've seen that were released in this calendar year.  Here we go!


10.  Life After Beth:  Poor Beth thought death would free her from this awful film..

9.  Tusk:  Kevin Smith's weirdest and least watchable film

8.  Frank:  Self important hipster crap

7.  Divergent:  Yet more dystopian future YA over dramatized pseudo romantic drivel.

6.  Goodbye World:  Apocalypse forces hipsters to lose the internet, chaos ensues.

5.  Noah:  Loosely adapted bible story trying to appeal to all, appeals to no one instead.

4.  V/H/S Viral:  Yeah, it's diseased alright...

3.  The Amazing Spider-Man 2:  Translated as "sony learned nothing from Spider-Man 3"

2.  Into The Storm:  The only film in history to make Twister look like a documentary.

AND FINALLY....

1.  Transformers:  Age of Extinction:  Oh God, please....please please please...


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