Everyone seems to love the worst list rather than the best, but here's the list of what I loved the most this calendar year!.
10. Bad Words: A dark and viciously bitter satire that had me rolling in my chair.
9. Gone Girl: A tough first half, but takes on a much more entertaining edge in the second hour.
8. X-Men: Days of Future Past: A pretty well done time travel film, engrossing and fun
7. Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead: A hysterically splattery sequel that meets the originals standards. You'll never hear Total Eclipse of the Heart in the same way..
6. Fury: Stunningly well done, one of the finest and hardest hitting war films since Saving Private Ryan
5. Life Itself: An examination of the life of the late Roger Ebert, will bring you to tears.
4. Snowpiercer: Woefully unknown film, class warfare on the train carrying what's left of mankind following a botched global warming fix. Wonderful film.
3. Boyhood: Richard Linklater's look at a boy's life, filmed over 13 years (literally) from age 5-18.
2. Interstellar: Chris Nolan's take on deep, thoughful sci-fi isn't without flaws, but for something a bit more pure than a galaxy far far away, this is the best in a long time.
1. Guardians of the Galaxy: Everytime...EVERYTIME the opening strains of Redbone's Come and Get Your Love comes across the speakers and the action begins on screen, I get a huge cheesy smile across my face that never goes away the whole time. How can you get a better experience than that?
Thursday, December 25, 2014
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
The 10 Worst Films of 2014!
As always, this list spans only the 122 films I've seen that were released in this calendar year. Here we go!
10. Life After Beth: Poor Beth thought death would free her from this awful film..
9. Tusk: Kevin Smith's weirdest and least watchable film
8. Frank: Self important hipster crap
7. Divergent: Yet more dystopian future YA over dramatized pseudo romantic drivel.
6. Goodbye World: Apocalypse forces hipsters to lose the internet, chaos ensues.
5. Noah: Loosely adapted bible story trying to appeal to all, appeals to no one instead.
4. V/H/S Viral: Yeah, it's diseased alright...
3. The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Translated as "sony learned nothing from Spider-Man 3"
2. Into The Storm: The only film in history to make Twister look like a documentary.
AND FINALLY....
1. Transformers: Age of Extinction: Oh God, please....please please please...
10. Life After Beth: Poor Beth thought death would free her from this awful film..
9. Tusk: Kevin Smith's weirdest and least watchable film
8. Frank: Self important hipster crap
7. Divergent: Yet more dystopian future YA over dramatized pseudo romantic drivel.
6. Goodbye World: Apocalypse forces hipsters to lose the internet, chaos ensues.
5. Noah: Loosely adapted bible story trying to appeal to all, appeals to no one instead.
4. V/H/S Viral: Yeah, it's diseased alright...
3. The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Translated as "sony learned nothing from Spider-Man 3"
2. Into The Storm: The only film in history to make Twister look like a documentary.
AND FINALLY....
1. Transformers: Age of Extinction: Oh God, please....please please please...
Friday, August 1, 2014
Mini Review: "Guardians of the Galaxy"
Not quite as good as The Avengers, but an outstanding film in its own right. The only must see of the year.
A+
A+
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Mini Review: "The Purge: Anarchy"
Everything that the uninspired, by the numbers original should have been. Far superior film.
B
B
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Updates to 2014's top picks!
Must see's are as always, in bold. Check local listings as release dates are subject to change.
JAN. 17 - Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit C
FEB. 7 - The Monuments Men (have the dvd here, will review soon)
FEB. 21 - 3 Days to Kill (waiting to get dvd)
MAR. 14 - Walk of Shame F
APR. 4 - Captain America: The Winter Soldier B+
APR. 18 - Transcendence F
MAY 2 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2 D
MAY 9 - Chef (waiting to get dvd)
MAY 16 - Godzilla C
MAY 23 - X-Men: Days of Future Past A-
JUN. 6 - Edge of Tomorrow B+
JUL. 25 - Lucy
AUG. 1- Guardians of the Galaxy
AUG. 8 - Into the Storm
AUG 15 - The Expendables 3
AUG. 22 - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
SEP. 19 - The Maze Runner
SEP. 26 - The Equalizer
NOV. 7 - Interstellar
JAN. 17 - Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit C
FEB. 7 - The Monuments Men (have the dvd here, will review soon)
FEB. 21 - 3 Days to Kill (waiting to get dvd)
MAR. 14 - Walk of Shame F
APR. 4 - Captain America: The Winter Soldier B+
APR. 18 - Transcendence F
MAY 2 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2 D
MAY 9 - Chef (waiting to get dvd)
MAY 16 - Godzilla C
MAY 23 - X-Men: Days of Future Past A-
JUN. 6 - Edge of Tomorrow B+
JUL. 25 - Lucy
AUG. 1- Guardians of the Galaxy
AUG. 8 - Into the Storm
AUG 15 - The Expendables 3
AUG. 22 - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
SEP. 19 - The Maze Runner
SEP. 26 - The Equalizer
NOV. 7 - Interstellar
Well hell...
No fair readers, I didn't die...I was working on another "he said she said" review project and kind of fell off the face of the earth. To be honest, Im not sure when that one will take off, but rest assured it'll be its own animal (even buying our own dot com addy) and well worth a look.
In the meantime, I've been busy watching movies of course, Some that I just LOVED (Blue is the Warmest Color, Trust Me for example) and some that I just loathed (Under the Skin, The Amazing Spider-Man 2).
Until that new project gets off the ground, I'll go back to reviews here, starting most likely with Guardians of the Galaxy next week.
In the meantime, I've been busy watching movies of course, Some that I just LOVED (Blue is the Warmest Color, Trust Me for example) and some that I just loathed (Under the Skin, The Amazing Spider-Man 2).
Until that new project gets off the ground, I'll go back to reviews here, starting most likely with Guardians of the Galaxy next week.
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Saturday, April 5, 2014
Mini Review: "Captain America: The Winter Soldier"
Sorry, this should have been put up yesterday.
While the film is good, I feel about it as I have most of the other "phase two" Marvel films. The pacing is off and the action scenes feel tacked on. Still a pretty good ride though.
B+
While the film is good, I feel about it as I have most of the other "phase two" Marvel films. The pacing is off and the action scenes feel tacked on. Still a pretty good ride though.
B+
Saturday, March 29, 2014
MORE mini reviews!
Lucky Bastard: A porn website gives fans the chance to sleep with a porn star, usually with less than ....exciting...results for the fan. What happens when the humiliated strike back? Well, in this case enough happens to make a compelling trailer but a really crappy movie. F
In Fear: Another great idea, as a new couple runs afoul of some locals while looking for a remote hotel, but with far far too much setup, the great last 40 minutes is somewhat blunted. C
Coming soon: Grudge Match, Nymphomaniac I & II, Blue is The Warmest Color, Veronica Mars, Cheap Thrills, and Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
In Fear: Another great idea, as a new couple runs afoul of some locals while looking for a remote hotel, but with far far too much setup, the great last 40 minutes is somewhat blunted. C
Coming soon: Grudge Match, Nymphomaniac I & II, Blue is The Warmest Color, Veronica Mars, Cheap Thrills, and Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Post flu movie reviews!
Ok, so I ended up w/the stomach flu...here's a couple reviews though!
Better Living Through Chemistry: Stuffy, geeky pharmacist starts up an affair with a married woman whos in a loveless marriage. Together, they decide to kill him and run away. I expect more from Sam Rockwell and Olivia Wilde. D
Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses: Not even as good as the first. F
Better Living Through Chemistry: Stuffy, geeky pharmacist starts up an affair with a married woman whos in a loveless marriage. Together, they decide to kill him and run away. I expect more from Sam Rockwell and Olivia Wilde. D
Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses: Not even as good as the first. F
Friday, March 14, 2014
Oops!
Life kinda stepped in for a bit dear readers, I know we still owe you Oscars winners, and updates on the top picks for the year. Hasn't been much worth seeing recently, but April and May are going to be big months filmwise. Expect a few reviews over the next couple weeks...films such as Blue is The Warmest Color, In Fear, Lucky Bastard and Veronica Mars.
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Razzies "Winners"!!
Our choices in bold.
Worst Picture 2013:
Movie 43
Worst Actor 2013:
Jaden Smith - After Earth
Worst Actress 2013:
Tyler Perry (in drag)
- A Madea Christmas
Worst Supporting Actor 2013:
Will Smith - After
Earth
Worst Supporting Actress 2013:
Kim Kardashian - Tyler Perry's Tempation
Worst Screen Ensemble 2013:
Jaden Smith &
Will Smith - After Earth
Worst Director 2013:
The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43 - Movie 43
Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel 2013:
The Lone Ranger
Worst Screenplay 2013:
Movie 43 - Written
by 19 "Screenwriters"
Friday, February 28, 2014
GOLDEN SCHMOES WINNERS!
Our picks were, as always, in bold
FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR
THE WOLF OF WALL
STREET
WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
MOVIE 43
BEST DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR
Alfonso Cuaron
BEST SCREENPLAY OF THE YEAR
HER
MOST OVERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
AMERICAN HUSTLE
MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
PRISONERS
TRIPPIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
GRAVITY
BEST COMEDY OF THE YEAR
THIS IS THE END
BEST HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR
THE CONJURING
BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR
FROZEN
BEST SCI-FI MOVIE OF THE YEAR
GRAVITY
BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS OF THE YEAR
GRAVITY
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR
A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD
BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR
PRISONERS
BEST ACTOR OF THE YEAR
Leonardo DiCaprio - THE
WOLF OF WALL STREET
BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR
Sandra Bullock - GRAVITY
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Jared Leto - DALLAS
BUYERS CLUB
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jennifer Lawrence - AMERICAN HUSTLE
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR
Margot Robbie - THE
WOLF OF WALL STREET
FAVORITE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR
Matthew Mcconaughey
COOLEST CHARACTER OF THE YEAR
Loki - THOR: THE DARK
WORLD
BEST MUSIC IN A MOVIE
AMERICAN HUSTLE
FAVORITE MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR
THE WOLVERINE
BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR
MAN OF STEEL
BEST DVD OF THE YEAR
THE DARK KNIGHT
Trilogy - Ultimate Collector's Edition
BEST ACTION SEQUENCE OF THE YEAR
Destruction of space station - GRAVITY
MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE
The quaaludes scene - THE
WOLF OF WALL STREET
BEST T&A OF THE YEAR
Margot Robbie - THE WOLF OF WALL STREET
BEST LINE OF THE YEAR
"What the fuck does WTF mean? - Simon Pegg
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Mini Review: "Ghost Shark"
What a supremely horrible movie...but tons of fun when watched with the right group of friends. D
Mini Reviews!!
Someone Marry Barry: Someone shoot the cast F
Nurse: A wannabe Fatal Attraction or Single White Female. D
Nebraska: There's a reason the "parents" got Oscar nods. C
Adult World: Yawwwwwn D
Nurse: A wannabe Fatal Attraction or Single White Female. D
Nebraska: There's a reason the "parents" got Oscar nods. C
Adult World: Yawwwwwn D
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Rounding out awards season: Golden Schmoes ballot!
My selections for this years Golden Schmoes Awards.
FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Gravity
WORST MOVIE OF THE
YEAR
After Earth
BEST DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR
Alfonso Cuaron
BEST SCREENPLAY OF THE YEAR
Her
MOST OVERRATED MOVIE
OF THE YEAR
Man of Steel
MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE
OF THE YEAR
Pacific Rim
TRIPPIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Gravity
BEST COMEDY OF THE YEAR
The World's End
BEST HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR
You're Next
BEST ANIMATED MOVIE
OF THE YEAR
Monsters University
BEST SCI-FI MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Gravity
BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS OF THE YEAR
Pacific Rim
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR
Star Trek Into Darkness
BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR
Gravity
BEST ACTOR OF THE YEAR
Chiwetel Ejiofor - 12 Years
a Slave
BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR
Sandra Bullock - Gravity
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Michael Fassbender - 12
Years a Slave
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jennifer Lawrence - American
Hustle
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR
Michael B. Jordan - Fruitvale
Station
FAVORITE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR
Jennifer Lawrence
COOLEST CHARACTER OF THE YEAR
Gary King - The World's
End
BEST MUSIC IN A MOVIE
American Hustle
FAVORITE MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR
Gravity
BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR
Iron Man 3
BEST DVD OF THE YEAR
The Dark Knight Trilogy: Ultimate Collector's Edition
BEST ACTION SEQUENCE OF THE YEAR
Every kaiju vs. jaeger battle - Pacific Rim
MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE
Solomon's "hanging" - 12 Years a Slave
BEST T&A OF THE YEAR
Margot Robbie - Wolf
of Wall Street
BEST LINE OF THE YEAR
Today, we are cancelling the apocalypse" Idris Elba – Pacific Rim
Thursday, February 13, 2014
2 mini reviews!
Knights of Badassdom: More like knights of dumbassdom. F
Thanatomorophse: Bad acting, bad writing...avoid. F
Thanatomorophse: Bad acting, bad writing...avoid. F
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Mini Review: "About Time"
Interesting plot device, but the travel back in time angle adds some unnecessary and silly complications. Rachel McAdams is as charming as ever though.
B
B
2014 Top Picks Updated
Must see's are as always, in bold. Check local listings as release dates are subject to change.
JAN. 17 - Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit.
FEB. 7 - The Monuments Men
FEB. 21 - 3 Days to Kill
MAR. 14 - Walk of Shame
APR. 4 - Captain America: The Winter Soldier
APR. 18 - Transcendence
MAY 2 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2
MAY 9 - Chef
MAY 16 - Godzilla
MAY 23 - X-Men: Days of Future Past
JUN. 6 - Edge of Tomorrow
AUG. 1- Guardians of the Galaxy
AUG. 8 - Into the Storm
AUG 15 - The Expendables 3
AUG. 22 - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
SEP. 19 - The Maze Runner
SEP. 26 - The Equalizer
NOV. 7 - Interstellar
JAN. 17 - Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit.
FEB. 7 - The Monuments Men
FEB. 21 - 3 Days to Kill
MAR. 14 - Walk of Shame
APR. 4 - Captain America: The Winter Soldier
APR. 18 - Transcendence
MAY 2 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2
MAY 9 - Chef
MAY 16 - Godzilla
MAY 23 - X-Men: Days of Future Past
JUN. 6 - Edge of Tomorrow
AUG. 1- Guardians of the Galaxy
AUG. 8 - Into the Storm
AUG 15 - The Expendables 3
AUG. 22 - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
SEP. 19 - The Maze Runner
SEP. 26 - The Equalizer
NOV. 7 - Interstellar
Monday, January 20, 2014
OSCAR PICKS!
As always, our choice is in bold.
Best
Motion Picture of the Year
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
Her
Nebraska
Philomena
12 Years a Slave
The Wolf of Wall
Street
Best
Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role
Christian Bale for American
Hustle
Bruce Dern for Nebraska
Leonardo DiCaprio for The
Wolf of Wall Street
Chiwetel Ejiofor for 12
Years a Slave
Matthew McConaughey for Dallas
Buyers Club
Best
Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role
Amy Adams for American
Hustle
Cate Blanchett for Blue
Jasmine
Sandra Bullock for Gravity
Judi Dench for Philomena
Meryl Streep for August: Osage County
Best
Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role
Barkhad Abdi for Captain
Phillips
Bradley Cooper for American
Hustle
Jonah Hill for The
Wolf of Wall Street
Michael Fassbender
for 12 Years a Slave
Jared Leto for Dallas
Buyers Club
Best
Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role
Sally Hawkins for Blue
Jasmine
Julia Roberts for August:
Osage County
Lupita Nyong'o for 12
Years a Slave
Jennifer Lawrence for
American Hustle
June Squibb for Nebraska
Best
Achievement in Directing
Alfonso Cuarón for Gravity
Steve McQueen for 12
Years a Slave
David O. Russell for American
Hustle
Martin Scorsese for The
Wolf of Wall Street
Alexander Payne for Nebraska
Best
Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
American Hustle:
Eric Warren Singer, David O. Russell
Blue Jasmine:
Woody Allen
Her: Spike Jonze
Nebraska: Bob
Nelson
Dallas Buyers Club:
Craig Borten, Melisa Wallack
Best
Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published
Before Midnight:
Richard Linklater
Captain Phillips:
Billy Ray
12 Years a Slave: John Ridley
The Wolf of Wall
Street: Terence Winter
Philomena: Steve
Coogan, Jeff Pope
Best
Animated Feature Film of the Year
The Croods
Despicable Me 2
Ernest & Célestine
Frozen
The Wind Rises
Best
Foreign Language Film of the Year
The Broken Circle
Breakdown: Felix Van Groeningen (Belgium)
The Missing Picture:
Rithy Panh (Cambodia)
The Hunt: Thomas Vinterberg (Denmark)
The Great Beauty:
Paolo Sorrentino (Italy)
Omar: Hany
Abu-Assad (Palestine)
Best
Achievement in Cinematography
Gravity: Emmanuel Lubezki
Inside Llewyn Davis:
Bruno Delbonnel
Nebraska: Phedon
Papamichael
Prisoners: Roger
Deakins
The Grandmaster:
Philippe Le Sourd
Best
Achievement in Editing
12 Years a Slave:
Joe Walker
American Hustle: Alan Baumgarten, Jay Cassidy, Crispin Struthers
Gravity: Alfonso
Cuarón, Mark Sanger
Captain Phillips:
Christopher Rouse
Dallas Buyers Club:
Martin Pensa, John Mac McMurphy
Best
Achievement in Production Design
12 Years a Slave:
Adam Stockhausen, Alice Baker
American Hustle:
Judy Becker, Heather Loeffler
Gravity
The Great Gatsby:
Catherine Martin, Beverley Dunn
Her: K.K. Barrett, Gene Serdena
Best
Achievement in Costume Design
American Hustle: Michael Wilkinson
The Great Gatsby:
Catherine Martin
12 Years a Slave:
Patricia Norris
The Grandmaster:
William Chang
The Invisible Woman:
Michael O'Connor
Best
Achievement in Makeup and Hairstyling
Dallas Buyers Club: Adruitha Lee, Robin Mathews
Jackass Presents: Bad
Grandpa: Steve Prouty
The Lone Ranger:
Joel Harlow, Gloria Pasqua Casny
Best
Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score
The Book Thief:
John Williams
Gravity: Steven
Price
Her: William Butler, Andy Koyama
Saving Mr. Banks:
Thomas Newman
Philomena:
Alexandre Desplat
Best
Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song
Despicable Me 2:
Pharrell Williams ("Happy")
Frozen: Kristen
Anderson-Lopez, Robert Lopez ("Let It Go")
Mandela: Long Walk to
Freedom: Bono, Adam Clayton, The Edge, Larry Mullen Jr., Brian Burton ("Ordinary
Love")
Alone Yet Not Alone:
Bruce Broughton ("Alone Yet Not Alone")
Her: Karen O ("The Moon Song")
Best Achievement
in Sound Mixing
Gravity: Skip
Lievsay, Niv Adiri, Christopher Benstead, Chris Munro
The Hobbit: The
Desolation of Smaug: Christopher Boyes, Michael Hedges, Michael Semanick,
Tony Johnson
Captain Phillips:
Chris Burdon, Mark Taylor, Mike Prestwood Smith, Chris Munro
Inside Llewyn Davis:
Skip Lievsay, Greg Orloff, Peter F. Kurland
Lone Survivor: Andy Koyama, Beau Borders, David Brownlow
Best
Achievement in Sound Editing
All Is Lost: Steve
Boeddeker, Richard Hymns
Captain Phillips:
Oliver Tarney
Gravity: Glenn
Freemantle
The Hobbit: The
Desolation of Smaug: Brent Burge
Lone Survivor: Wylie Stateman
Best
Achievement in Visual Effects
Gravity: Timothy Webber, Chris Lawrence, David Shirk, Neil Corbould
The Hobbit: The
Desolation of Smaug: Joe Letteri, Eric Saindon, David Clayton, Eric
Reynolds
Iron Man 3:
Christopher Townsend, Guy Williams, Erik Nash, Daniel Sudick
The Lone Ranger:
Tim Alexander, Gary Brozenich, Edson Williams, John Frazier
Star Trek Into
Darkness: Roger Guyett, Pat Tubach, Ben Grossmann, Burt Dalton
Best
Documentary, Feature
The Act of Killing: Joshua Oppenheimer, Signe Byrge Sørensen
Cutie and the Boxer:
Zachary Heinzerling, Lydia Dean Pilcher
Dirty Wars: Rick
Rowley, Jeremy Scahill
The Square: Jehane
Noujaim, Karim Amer
20 Feet from Stardom:
Morgan Neville
Best
Documentary, Short Subject
Cavedigger:
Jeffrey Karoff
Facing Fear: Jason Cohen
Karama Has No Walls:
Sara Ishaq
The Lady In Number 6:
Malcolm Clarke, Carl Freed
Prison Terminal: The
Last Days of Private Jack Hall: Edgar Barens
Best
Short Film, Animated
Feral: Daniel
Sousa, Dan Golden
Get a Horse!: Lauren MacMullan, Dorothy McKim
Mr Hublot: Laurent
Witz, Alexandre Espigares
Possessions:
Shuhei Morita
Room on the Broom (TV):
Max Lang, Jan Lachauer
Best
Short Film, Live Action
That Wasn't Me:
Esteban Crespo
Just Before Losing
Everything: Xavier Legrand
Helium: Anders
Walter
Do I Have to Take Care
of Everything?: Selma Vilhunen
The Voorman Problem: Mark Gill
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Mini Review: "August: Osage County"
Mediocre film featuring a great Meryl Streep and a few fleeting moments of brilliance from the rest.
C
C
Thursday, January 16, 2014
OSCARS!!
Here's a list of nominees. As always, we go into our shell on reviews and catch up on what we've missed....our picks coming soon to this site!
http://www.imdb.com/oscars/nominations/?ref_=rto_3p_vi2
http://www.imdb.com/oscars/nominations/?ref_=rto_3p_vi2
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Awards season begins, Razzie noms!!
As always, my choices are in bold.
Worst Picture
After Earth
Grown-Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Movie 43
Worst Actress
Halle Berry (The Call and Movie 43)
Selena Gomez (Getaway)
Lindsay Lohan (The Canyons)
Tyler Perry (A Madea Christmas)
Naomi Watts (Diana and Movie 43)
Worst Actor
Johnny Depp (The Lone Ranger)
Ashton Kutcher (Jobs)
Adam Sandler (Grown-Ups 2)
Jaden Smith (After Earth)
Sylvester Stallone (Bullet To The Head, Escape
Plan and Grudge Match)
Worst Supporting Actress
Lady Gaga (Machete Kills)
Salma Hayek (Grown-Ups 2)
Katherine Heigl (The Big Wedding)
Kim Kardashian (Tyler Perry's Temptation)
Lindsay Lohan (InAPPropriate Comedy and Scary
Movie 5)
Worst Supporting Actor
Chris Brown (Battle Of The Year)
Larry The Cable Guy (A Madea Christmas)
Taylor Lautner (Grown-Ups 2)
Will Smith (After Earth)
Nick Swardson (A Haunted House and Grown-Ups 2)
Worst Screen combo
The Entire Cast of Grown Ups 2
The Entire Cast of Movie 43
Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen (Scary Movie 5)
Tyler Perry & EITHER Larry the Cable Guy OR
That Worn-Out Wig & Dress (A Madea Christmas)
Jaden Smith & Will Smith on Planet Nepotism (After
Earth)
Worst Director
The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43
Dennis Dugan (Grown Ups 2)
Tyler Perry (A Madea Christmas and Temptation)
M. Night Shyamalan (After Earth)
Gore Verbinski (The Lone Ranger)
Worst Screenplay
After Earth (Screenplay by Gary Whitta and M.
Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith)
Grown Ups 2 (Written by Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler
& Tim Herlihy)
The Lone Ranger (Screen Story & Screenplay by Ted
Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rosso)
A Madea Christmas (Written by Tyler Perry)
Movie 43 (Written by 19 "Screenwriters")
Worst Remake, Rip-Off or
Sequel
Grown Ups 2
Hangover III
The Lone Ranger
Scary Movie 5
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Mini Review: "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Didn't quite feel like I was watching a Scorsese picture, which was a very nice touch by the director. Great film.
A-
A-
Monday, January 13, 2014
Mini Review: "Lone Survivor"
This true story from the War on Terror is heartbreakingly told and performed. I'm not ashamed to say I wept as the credits rolled. Damn close to being the best of the year, just lacked a little something....
A+
A+
Mini Review: "12 Years A Slave"
Wonderfully done film with good performances, but after seeing it I have to wonder if some of the hype is more about the ....brutality..of the story rather than how it was told.
B+
B+
Friday, January 10, 2014
Mini Review: "Her"
Spellbinding, deep, meaningful, hopeful and touching. I gave Gravity early nods, but this one may have just become my choice for best picture.
A+
A+
Mini Review: "The Lifeguard"
Not even 90 minutes of Kristen Bell in a swimsuit could save this flaccid turd of a film.
F
F
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Mini Review: "Contracted"
Interesting little quasi-morality tale that lacks a bit in the metaphoric meaning, but is a fun ride getting there.
B-
B-
Mini Review: "Fruitvale Station"
While without doubt some of the most outstanding performances I've seen lately, and a poignant, powerful story...I was bored through most of the film.
The grade may not reflect the comments, but based on the acting, its deserved.
A
The grade may not reflect the comments, but based on the acting, its deserved.
A
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Mini Review: "You're Next"
Surprisingly entertaining and effective little home invasion thriller with a unique twist.
B
B
Monday, January 6, 2014
Mini Review: "Carrie"
Weakly handled remake with a cast that is far more promising than the performances delivered.
C-
C-
Saturday, January 4, 2014
Non film post: Prepping for severe season
2011 was a rather trying year for me, and 2012 wasnt a whole lot better. Both years filled with severe tribulations and many times I was this close to throwing in the towel...however, I somehow fought through and started 2013 full of potential.
In 2013 I have changed my outlook on life, and while I've still had some trials, I have refused to allow myself to dwell on the bad or let it run my life as I had done in the past. I've had much more good this year, including meeting a lady who has done nothing but improve my entire life.
That being said, however, there has been one thing that has haunted me from last year...one thing I still feel the need to address and correct: severe weather coverage.
For those who don't already know, my desire to turn my facebook and twitter pages into a news feed in times of emergency stems from September 11, 2001. On that day, you couldn't access the major news sites, but there was a forum site I was a member of that was accessible and providing updates as fast as anything you were seeing on TV. So, I decided that never again would anyone I know have to fight to get information, and have been doing pretty well till this past season.
We covered the early outbreaks pretty well, but kinda dropped the ball in May I feel. For example, I knew May 19th was going to be a busy day but still scheduled a trip to see Star Trek Into Darkness and then a soccer game after. I was actually on the field when the storm that produced the Shawnee tornado starting putting down tornadoes. We had to pack up and race home, a waste of 10 minutes, to start covering the storm. In fact, in photos from that day, you can see I'm still in my game shorts as Im plotting radar paths.
We were similarly slow on the draw on May 20th and May 31st. After the Moore tornado I was lamenting on facebook about the loss of life, and a friend told me that she thought we'd done everything we could. My comment was simply "obviously not everything".
This year, we will have improvements in the "fatcave" as we so lovingly call it. We've gone from 3 PC's to 4, including one specifically earmarked for providing faster alerts and radar feeds. We've bookmarked major news sites so we can access information faster. On days with ANY level of enhanced severe risk, we'll pay much closer attention to alerts and evolving conditions and keep plans to the absolute minimum so we don't get caught short again. We also have the capability to add up to 2 additional PC's as need arises.
Also, while the twitter feed has been (and will remain) public, the facebook page will make ALL weather posts public, so you can tell your friends to use that page for immediate and potentially lifesaving information.
And in potentially big news, there is early talk of adding a live stream to the arsenal, so you can just watch whats going on in real time.
2014's severe weather season kicks off in about 2 months. As always, we'll be here to watch it for you, and with more vigilance this year.
Friday, January 3, 2014
And the first mini-review of 2014 goes to....
American Hustle...not as interesting or as fluid as director Russel's previous Silver Linings Playbook, but great performances all around and especially from Jennifer Lawrence, but I think ultimately the story is a little weak.
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