WORST MOVIES OF 2012
10. Ted – Just not funny, maybe it was the
hype it didn’t live up to, but I felt like I was watching a bad homage to a
Cheech and Chong movie.
9. Casa de me Padre – More proof of what
I’ve been saying for decades….Will Ferrell is not funny.
8. The Cabin in the Woods – You know youre
in a bad movie when the scripts highlight is the pretty college blonde making
out with the moosehead on the wall.
7. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – More
proof that good geek fiction never translates to good film.
6. Total Recall – You have to have an
imagination to do a re-imagining.
5. Battleship – Or, as its known overseas,
Americans needing a paycheck.
4. Snow White and the Huntsmen – See,
Kristin Stewart can’t act in anything.
3. That’s My Boy – Another Adam Sandler
movie on the worst list…its almost a tradition by now..
2. This Means War – Reese Witherspoon? Really?
Going to war over Reese Witherspoon?
Was ebola spoken for?
1. Rock of Ages – Say what you will about
80s rock, the fact its survived all the jabs thrown means it’ll outlive this
auto-tuned, glee-ifed, diarrhea
inducing attempt at film.
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