10 WORST FILMS OF 2011
10. "Martha Marcy May Marlene": How does a film with outstanding performances and a strong cast get on this list? Oh right, it’s a pretentious piece of shit.
9. "The Captains": William Shatner chats with all the captains that followed him, and it’s one of the most boring journeys since "Star Trek V".
8. "Sucker Punch": Masturbatory fantasy masquerading as a film. Apparently to Zack Snyder, female empowerment means being slapped around and pole dancing.
7. "Scream 4": Let me save you an hour and 40 minutes…..EMMA ROBERTS is the killer…yes, 98 lb. Emma Roberts!!
6. "Just Go With It": Wow, you mean Adam Sandler made a stupid movie? I’m …well, not surprised at all.
5. "Green Lantern": Special effects so bad, it made me long for "South Park"s cardboard animation days.
4. "Friends With Benefits": If either were my friend, I’d choose celibacy.
3. "Apollo 18": Stupid movie with weak acting, huge plot holes and I can’t even say it was all in focus.
2. "Shark Night 3D": Kept hoping the film would snap and pierce my eyeballs.
1. "Transformers: Dark of the Moon": Nothing, I mean NOTHING says “shoot yourself now “quite like the words “A Michael Bay Film” on the screen.
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