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Life kinda stepped in for a bit dear readers, I know we still owe you Oscars winners, and updates on the top picks for the year.  Hasn't been much worth seeing recently, but April and May are going to be big months filmwise.  Expect a few reviews over the next couple weeks...films such as Blue is The Warmest Color, In Fear, Lucky Bastard and Veronica Mars.

Razzies "Winners"!!

Our choices in bold.

Worst Picture 2013:

Movie 43

Worst Actor 2013:

Jaden Smith - After Earth

Worst Actress 2013:

Tyler Perry (in drag) - A Madea Christmas

Worst Supporting Actor 2013:

Will Smith - After Earth

Worst Supporting Actress 2013:

Kim Kardashian - Tyler Perry's Tempation

Worst Screen Ensemble 2013:

Jaden Smith & Will Smith - After Earth

Worst Director 2013:

The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43 - Movie 43

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel 2013:

The Lone Ranger

Worst Screenplay 2013:

Movie 43 - Written by 19 "Screenwriters"

GOLDEN SCHMOES WINNERS!

Our picks were, as always, in bold

FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR

THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

MOVIE 43

BEST DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR

Alfonso Cuaron

BEST SCREENPLAY OF THE YEAR

HER

MOST OVERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

AMERICAN HUSTLE

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

PRISONERS

TRIPPIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

GRAVITY

BEST COMEDY OF THE YEAR

THIS IS THE END

BEST HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR

THE CONJURING

BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

FROZEN

BEST SCI-FI MOVIE OF THE YEAR

GRAVITY

BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS OF THE YEAR

GRAVITY

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR

A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD

BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR

PRISONERS

BEST ACTOR OF THE YEAR

Leonardo DiCaprio - THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR

Sandra Bullock - GRAVITY

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Jared Leto - DALLAS BUYERS CLUB

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Jennifer Lawrence - AMERICAN HUSTLE

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR

Margot Robbie - THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

FAVORITE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR

Matthew Mcconaughey

COOLEST CHARACTER OF THE YEAR

Loki - THOR: THE DARK WORLD

BEST MUSIC IN A MOVIE

AMERICAN HUSTLE

FAVORITE MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR

THE WOLVERINE

BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR

MAN OF STEEL

BEST DVD OF THE YEAR

THE DARK KNIGHT Trilogy - Ultimate Collector's Edition

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE OF THE YEAR

Destruction of space station - GRAVITY

MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE

The quaaludes scene - THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

BEST T&A OF THE YEAR

Margot Robbie - THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

BEST LINE OF THE YEAR

"What the fuck does WTF mean? - Simon Pegg

Mini Review: "Ghost Shark"

What a supremely horrible movie...but tons of fun when watched with the right group of friends.  D

Mini Reviews!!

Someone Marry Barry:  Someone shoot the cast  F

Nurse:  A wannabe Fatal Attraction or Single White Female.  D

Nebraska:  There's a reason the "parents" got Oscar nods.  C

Adult World:  Yawwwwwn  D

Rounding out awards season: Golden Schmoes ballot!

My selections for this years Golden Schmoes Awards.

FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Gravity

WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

After Earth

BEST DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR

Alfonso Cuaron

BEST SCREENPLAY OF THE YEAR

Her

MOST OVERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Man of Steel

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Pacific Rim

TRIPPIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Gravity

BEST COMEDY OF THE YEAR

The World's End

BEST HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR

You're Next

BEST ANIMATED MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Monsters University

BEST SCI-FI MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Gravity

BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS OF THE YEAR

Pacific Rim

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR

Star Trek Into Darkness

BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THE YEAR

Gravity

BEST ACTOR OF THE YEAR

Chiwetel Ejiofor - 12 Years a Slave

BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR

Sandra Bullock - Gravity

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Michael Fassbender - 12 Years a Slave

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Jennifer Lawrence - American Hustle

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR

Michael B. Jordan - Fruitvale Station

FAVORITE CELEBRITY OF THE YEAR

Jennifer Lawrence

COOLEST CHARACTER OF THE YEAR

Gary King - The World's End

BEST MUSIC IN A MOVIE

American Hustle

FAVORITE MOVIE POSTER OF THE YEAR

Gravity

BEST TRAILER OF THE YEAR

Iron Man 3

BEST DVD OF THE YEAR

The Dark Knight Trilogy: Ultimate Collector's Edition

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE OF THE YEAR

Every kaiju vs. jaeger battle - Pacific Rim

MOST MEMORABLE SCENE IN A MOVIE

Solomon's "hanging" - 12 Years a Slave

BEST T&A OF THE YEAR

Margot Robbie - Wolf of Wall Street

BEST LINE OF THE YEAR

Today, we are cancelling the apocalypse" Idris Elba – Pacific Rim

2 mini reviews!

Knights of Badassdom:  More like knights of dumbassdom.  F

Thanatomorophse:  Bad acting, bad writing...avoid.  F